Ball on the Wall - A Poem

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Ball on the Wall

There was once a boy who played with a ball,

He bounced it incessantly - against a wall.

He cared not for lamp or light,

Or other breakable things, clearly in sight.

Tuk, tuk, tuk, tuk,

The ball went back and forth.

It was so overwhelming

She thought she'd explode!

"Why do you get annoyed?", he cheerfully said,

"It's not like I'm bouncing it on your head"

Now a grand plan she has devised,

The damn ball she will quickly hide.

Part 2 of this poem you haven't yet heard,

You know he'll be an "Angry Bird"